Photos: 750 Hearst Castle Rd, San Simeon, CA 93452

John Doe ♦ Acme Faux LLC ♦ 555-555-5555 cell ♦ demo@mondoflyers.com ♦ view as tour

Co-listed with: Jane Q. Public ♦ Acme Faux LLC ♦ 666-666-6666 ♦ demo2@mondoflyers.com

A Modest 56 BR Hilltop Manor

750 Hearst Castle Rd, San Simeon, CA 93452 ♦ Offered at $999,999,999,997 ♦ info ♦ map
56 bedrooms, 61 bathrooms, 19 sitting rooms, 127 acres

Don't let the modest curb appeal fool you

Unobtrusive, state of the art security system

Year-round lap pool

His & her cabanas

Oversized master tub

Intimate dining room

Cozy study

Horse setup on the 127-acre grounds

Landscaped w ocean view

Understated architectural details

750 Hearst Castle Rd, San Simeon, CA 93452

MLS 00000000 ♦ Offered at $999,999,999,997
56 bedrooms, 61 bathrooms, 19 sitting rooms, 127 acres

Open Sunday 10-2
For your buyer who enjoys creating intimate gathering of friends, “Xanadu” offers an unpretentious yet comfortable milieu with private airfield, theater, and zoo.

The lap pool patio features an ancient Roman temple front, transported wholesale from Europe and reconstructed at the site. The main home may only be a cozy 60,645 square feet, but out buildings for guests bring the total square footage to a more gracious 90,000 square feet, sufficient for holiday gatherings of family and friends.

Buyer to verify all information.

(Obviously this is merely a whimsical demonstration of our e-flyer and virtual tour capability. Last we checked, it’s not actually for sale. Photos courtesy the Wikimedia Commons. )