Tour: 445 Jana Ave, Woodburn, OR 97071

445 Jana Ave, Woodburn, OR 97071

MLS 19220481 ♦ Offered at $368,900
4 Bedrooms | 2 Bathrooms | 1,654 SF | 0.2 Acres

Super Price. Super Home. Super Motivating.

Sick of the churn and burn cookie cutters you’ve been touring? Does your client seek a home that will stand out from the rest? Well whoever built this gem in the 1970’s was totally looking out. Sure, they could have built everything on a single level; I could have called this a “ranch;” and we could have all gone on about our day. But where’s the fun in that?

Instead, this home features a sunken living room. Why walk into your living room when you can descend gracefully into it? Maybe you’re not so graceful. Well, then you can stumble into it. Hey, if it’s your living room, you can enter it any way you like. I’m not going to lie, I’ve had visions of action-movie diving over the upper railing to enter the room. Check out the photos – you’ll see what I mean. But I’m supposed to be composed and professional. And I’m no super charged Avenger…

Since you’re in the living room, be sure to look up. Because that vaulted wood beam ceiling is to freaking die for. I looked for the proper adjective to professionally convey the concept to my Realtor colleagues of “to freaking die for. ” I failed. Got a suggestion?

The kitchen and dining room are open concept and overlook the living room that you’re definitely not going to dive over the railing to enter. They also look over the back yard that looks professionally maintained. But I assure you the seller has taken care of the yard single handedly. She is a mere mortal like the rest of us. Her yard only makes it appear that she has super powers. Hey – if your client lived here, maybe they would have the appearance of super powers as well?

(Legal Disclaimer: This is not to suggest that living here would enhance anyone physically or mentally. Neither Nick Fury nor Tony Stark will appear at the door unannounced one day and offer up membership in a not-so-secret team of super heroes…or will they?)

I think it’s best that you just come by the home and see for yourself the upgraded life your client could experience here. You’ll find us right off Stark Street.